Girlies, here’s a new category I’ll be publishing monthly from now on. A couple of RV readers have suggested it’s better to post Fashion Detention clippings. It will feature my top three or four snapshots of celebrities in questionable ensembles. It’s also a good way to catch up on any looks you’ve missed out on throughout the month and share your views on them!
Surely this isn’t top supermodel Irina Shayk.. What have you done to that gorgeous body? The jumpsuit is ill-fitted and the lace blouse looks like a schoolgirl uniform gone horribly wrong! And the leather… Oh No! I almost feel like critiquing this look is an insult to you because I’m guaranteed you know better.
The Kardashian Klan’s wardrobe malfunction seems to be Kontagious! Khloe’s outfit spells out dingy-waitress-trying-to-make-ends-meet, Kourtney seems to have taken ‘boring’ to a new level with this hideous red blurr of nothing. What’s with the hemline ‘churl’? And our dear Kim… SIGH! People look up to you girls! And that hits the nail on this Koffin!
Is it just me but I’m super bored of this look for Christina Aguilera. Time and time again she goes for all black with red lips and 9/10 times it’s a complete wardrobe mash-up! Where do I start? Is it with the skirt with suspenders that’s probably meant for the bedroom or is it the horrible corset that’s about to make her boobs pop out? Okay I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s coming out of a fancy dress party…. but Fashion Barbies really? It’s fail bound to hit Fashion Detention.
There you have it ladies! Let me know what you think of this new category: NO FINES, JUST TIME-OUT!